DRINK,DRANK,DRUNK

TOP 10: Drunkest HolidaysHappy Day After St. Patrick's Day! Sorry -- was that too loud?
St. Patrick's Day usually leaves people in a big ol' drunken mess, but it's certainly not the only holiday where people tend to get wasted.
Here are  Top 10 Drunkest Holidays:

1. Super Bowl Sunday
2. Mardi Gras
3. Halloween
4. Fourth of July
5. Kentucky Derby Day
6. Purim
7. Cinco de Mayo
8. Thanksgiving Eve
9. St. Patrick's Day
10. New Year's Eve

HERE IS YOUR TIP

Hangover TipsAnd, though millions of Americans know what they're doing to celebrate the holiday, many of them are not even thinking about what tomorrow will be like. Don't be caught off guard.
Instead, set yourself up for success by being ready with a solid hangover remedy, such as:

1. Drinking a glass of ginger ale
2. Drinking a glass of Hawaiian Punch
3. If you know a doctor, asking for an IV
4. Making yourself throw up
5. Drinking lots of water
6. Drinking Pedialyte
7. Sucking on a Preggie Pop, the things pregnant woman use to curb nausea
8. Eating Saltines
9. Eating grilled cheese and French fries
10. Taking Tylenol and Gatorade
11. Drinking flat Sierra Mist
12. Eating lots of carbs
13. Drinking a beer in the morning
14. Drinking cola and eating a Snickers bar
15. Eating a bacon sandwich
16. Drinking coffee with an aspirin
17. Drinking chocolate milk

THINGS YOU DO BETTER WHEN DRUNK

Drinking too much usually results in something bad, but there is some good that can come out of it.
Think about it, there are some things we actually do better when we're a little hammered.
Here are 10 things you're probably better at doing when you're drunk:

1. Accessorizing. Would you ever think of putting a lampshade on your head when you're sober?
2. Telling the truth
3. Airing your political opinions
4. Talking to your exes
5. Karaoke
6. Hitting on women
7. Achieving impressive feats like shotgunning a beer or doing keg-stands
8. Dancing
9. Getting nude in public
10. Starting fights

DRINK RECIPES

Indian Apple Martini

The Indian Apple Martini starts with green apple vodka, Kazkar Feni cashew apple liqueur, apple juice and sweet and sour mix.

1 ounce green apple vodka
1 1/4 ounce Kazkar Feni cashew apple liqueur
1 ounce apple juice
Half ounce sweet and sour mix

Shake the above ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Pour into a martini cocktail glass with a sour apple sugar rim. Garnish with an apple slice, and serve.

 

Bloody Demon From Hell

A Bloody Demon From Hell starts with Jameson® Irish whiskey, Captain Morgan® Silver spiced rum, Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey, Bacardi® gold rum, tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce and hot pepper sauce.

1 ounce Jameson® Irish whiskey
1 ounce Captain Morgan® Silver spiced rum
1 ounce Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1 ounce Bacardi® gold rum
2 ounce tomato juice
2 ounce Worcestershire sauce
1 ounce hot pepper sauce

Combine all ingredients in a large glass. Garnish with a radish or a celery stick, and serve.

RING OF FIRE

I want to play a game. And the game is Ring of Fire. If you haven't played this game, you are really missing out.

• The rules of "Ring of Fire" consist of tasks to which each card corresponds. The traditional rules of "Ring of Fire" have the following rules assigned to the cards.
  Ace: Waterfall - The person who draws the ace begins drinking from their glass; then, moving counterclockwise, everyone else begins to drink. Everyone must keep drinking until the person to their right stops, beginning with the person who drew the ace.
  Two: Choose - The person who draws the two chooses who will take a drink.
  Three: Me - The person who draws the three drinks.
  Four: All girls drink.
  Five: Thumbmaster: The person who draws the five is the Thumbmaster until the next five is drawn. During this time, anytime he puts his thumb on the tabletop, everyone else must follow. The last person to put his thumb on the tabletop must take a drink.
  Six: All guys drink.
  Seven: Heaven - All players must put their hand in the air. The last person to do so must take a drink.
  Eight: Mate - The person who draws the eight must drink and choose someone to drink with them.
  Nine: Rhyme - The person who draws the nine must say a word. Then, with play moving to the left, each person must say a word that rhymes with that word. The person who fails to say a word or says an incorrect word has to drink.
  Ten: Categories - The person who draws the ten must pick a category. Then, with play moving to the left, each person must say a word that fits in that category. The person who fails to say a word or says an incorrect word has to take a drink.
  Jack: Make a Rule - The person who draws the jack gets to make up a rule that all players have to follow until the end of the game. A player has to drink whenever he breaks the rule.
  Queen: Questions - Beginning with the person who draws the queen and moving counter-clockwise, all players must ask questions. The person who fails to phrase their sentence as a question must drink.
  King: King's Cup - The person who draws the king must pour some of their drink into the cup in the center of the table.

Green God Damn

I have made this awesome drink that I want to share with the world, and I hope you love it just as much as I do. It’s called the Green God Damn. This is what you do:

1 bottle of Everclear    

2 gallons of water

2 minute maid lime aide ( the concentrated frozen juice )

2 minute maid lemonade ( the concentrated frozen juice )

And this is how you make it:

1)      Dump out half of the water from each gallon of water.

2)      Then you poor half of the Everclear into each gallon

3)      Put one lime aide and one lemonade into each gallon

4)      Shake up your mix and put it in the freezer for about a half hour to make sure it gets really cold, it’s best tasting when cold.

5)      Poor yourself a glass with a couple ice cubes and enjoy.

Now to warn you, I have seen my friends and myself drink this stuff and it puts you on your ass before you know it. it’s a really good drink, but if your not careful you will be so drunk your going to be grabbing the floor to keep yourself from falling. I hope you enjoy, and Drink UP!!